to think it was wrong for my wife and children to force me to give my cake to the ducks

[daddypig]

we were on a lovely family picnic when mummy pig saw a wasp that bravely protected her from. I ran and the wasp followed. When i lost the wasp (ha i can run faster) i was looking forward to sitting down and having my strawberry cake but dd decided that i had to give it to the ducks. Mummy pig did not stand up for my rights to eat the cake which makes her just as bad. WWYD?

it wasn't chocolate cake

do you know, I really dont like that she did that to you

thats the epsiode we seem to see all the time and I dont think its fair

not this time. i was trying to be healthy. i did a lot of exercise and deserved a treat but it was taken from me sob

make sure you'll have an extra big slice of strawberry cake next time

It might have been her revenge for the mess you made of putting up the picture

If im honest i think my children have behavioural problems and my wife always sticks up for them. They even laugh at me when i fall out of trees

I think it's time to light the BBQ Daddy Pig, the bitch must die.......

I think you need to invest in Sat Nav OP - then your dw might not see the need to punish you constantly for your continual fucks ups on car journeys

She also gives Daddypig's ice cream to George in the ice cream episode (after he drops his) !

Some seatbealts for your dc wouldn't go amiss either

Or get your little delight of a daughter to ride her own blimming bike - she insisted on taking it out and riding around with her mates ...!!

i totally agree. anybody fancy pork chops for tea

I think it is unfair Daddy Pig but I do think you can spare the odd slice of cake.

You do get quite a hard time of it though - even when you escape and go to work, you have the toughest job in the office... I would arrange a job swap with Mr Rabbit as stamping is much more fun than numbers.

(Couldn't recall who you worked with - DD1 filled me in!)

your wife is making you look a fool. you should have an affair and leave her.

I agree with Susie.... don't have an affair with your SIL though..... she has the most annoying voice in the world. I suspect Miss Rabbit is a bit of a go-er though

well ive always liked miss rabbit. she is really rather nice

You would never see her, though -she has about 10 different jobs!

sounds like the perfect relationship. i wont see her often but ive heard rumours about bedroom activities

Yes - I'm not convinced Miss Rabbit doesn't charge by the hour. She does seem to be "Miss Retail"

i wouldnt be surprised either. ill make sure i take my wallet

Mrs Rabbit is happily married and lives with her husband and the children, Rebecca and Richard.

All the Misses Rabbits are different 'people'. Each one has a different job.

Whether they are Rebecca's older siblings or sisters/nieces of Mr and/or Mrs Rabbit, I don't know.

There are so many of them because we all know what rabbits do...

hmmmmmm that could be more fun then. multipule affairs

LOL this is so funny.

At least it wasn't chocolate cake.

Make Peppa pay- send he rup some chimneys

i will hold teddy captive till she does s she is told. and i think george would be better for chimeneys as while up there he will start to cry and that will clean them. sounds like a fab money making plan

Can't say I'm too keen on your interfering in-laws either ... have you ever posted an AIBU about them???