to feel a bit disgusted when I keep finding DH's pubes on the kitchen floor?

[ilikeyoursleeves]

Don't you think there is a place for pubes ie down your pants on on the bathroom floor if anywhere? But on the kitchen floor, yuk it's creeping me out! DH works from home and sits at the breakfast bar with his hands down his pants because 'that's what men do', that's how he explained the pube problem.

I just find it disturbing when I sweep the floor and in amongst the crumbs and the like are big long man pubes.

Anyone else got this problem or is it just my willie feeling obsessed DH?

Erm, not a problem here but I do sympathise- it grosses me out when it's in the bathroom

we don't have a breakfast bar

boak

ROFL

and no, that is not 'what men do' at tbreakfast bars.

altho, not having a breafast bar, I cannot claim to be the expert on that.......maybe it is what happens when you have one.

Just to clarify, he does his work at the breakfast bar, I don't think he actually seeks out the breakfast bar to put his hands down his pants. Maybe he gets excited over his paperwork? Bleurgh.

If he's working from home, the same as he would in the office, does he also sit with his colleagues with his hands down his knickers?

Is it possible that he's taking "breaks" from work and enjoying some of the other things the internet has to offer???

lol!

Perhaps you should suggest he gets "back, sack and crack" wax so that if anything does fall to the floor afterwards, it will be short and inconspicuous.

Reminds self never to go barefoot in ilikeyoursleeves' kitchen.

And where does he put his hands after he has been rearranging his todger?? I'd be checking more than the floor

I'd ban him from the kitchen.

Yes tinofspam perhaps that may the real reason rather than him getting worked up over paperwork but then again he is a fan of feeling his man bits and often sits copping a feel while watching Jon Snow reading the Channel 4 news etc. OMG just realised there are probably pubes on the living room carpet too but i just can't see them!

I hope he's not doing this in the office!

I like back sack n crack idea for hygenic and fur free feeling around the house

I'd shave him if I were you.

he might itch with the regrowth tho

altho, going towards him with a razor might be enough to terrify him into stopping

We used to have a lodger, and I kept finding long ginger pubes in the plug-hole, all over the toilet and in the halls, it drove me crazy. He did admit one night he shaves off his pubes and butt hair.

So your husband sits at the kitchen table pulling his pubes out?

Got to tell you - that's a little odd.

Don't think he actually pulls them out unless he has secret pubic trichotillomania? I think they just don't attach to his body very well...

ewwww! In the bath is bad enough. Immac him in the night.

this made me cringe and laugh at the same time. I suggest as well he go for the back, sack and crack, wax as well.

I feel sick reading and thinking about this - I hate any pubic hair anywhere that is not firmly attached to the body. And even then I have reserves! LOL

DH says he wouldnt do it... so it isnt a universal rule!

Really... he is touching things afterwards. There is a reason you are supposed to wash your hands when you go to the toilet!

Sorry but - yuck. YANBU at all. Tell him he must stop at all costs!

Oh YANBU!
I hate emptying the washing machine to discover a couple of DH's pubes have attached themselves to the glass door. Grim.

Ugh, does he make sandwiches and touch teabags and... DH doesn't get why I ask him to wash his hands if I catch him 'warming' them

Gross tell him to keep his hands off his balls

My dh wouldn't actively put his hands on his balls so I can't comment

How do you guys live with men like this?

I am just flabbergasted!