to think Mumset is a whole lot better the minute i log in?

[CouldYouWouldYouWithaGoat]

i don't know how you all cope with out my sparkling insights and wit.

But of course does it actually exist when one isn't here, that is the big question?

Talk about loving yourself

it does exist in black and white. it changes to glorious technicolour when i appear.

Absolutely! I've been on here all day and it's been mostly excellent, as usual

CoV, one hand typing in the forest, good

is that code? do you have a forest one hand typing clique? if so WHY DO I NOT KNOW ABOUT IT YOU BEATCHES

ComeOVenner, it's also true that until you open your Mumsnet, you can never know whether the thread you started is still alive or has in fact died. Although oddly enough, posts with a touch of poison in them seem to increase the longevity of threads, rather than killing them off. Miaow.