Well am i?

[loopylou6]

AIBU, to be sat here with my legs crossed desperately needing a wee but cant go as i'm scared i will get accosted by dd? shes been in bed for over 45 mins and still not asleep, and i know if i go upstairs she will call me into her room demanding all sorts grrrr

nip outside

Oh, been there!

Hope you have a strong bladder!

Kitchen sink?

or a potty?

i am quite tempted to go outside

Kitchen sink? i';d never be able to get up there

deffo outside, but watch for the nieghbour peering over the fence to ask how you are - midstream of course

i may well try it, i am feeling quite daring as i have had a couple of glasses

oh that'll be a really long one then, one of those which carrys on for ages, then you breathe deeep and get a second flush as it were

yeah i agree, i might have to attempt to go upstairs so i can piss in comfort without gnats biting my growler , am off to do my ninja impression

put toilet paper down first so that DD can't hear the flow