to think that in the light of these UPSTARTS, I should be the MN MEP? Manifesto?

[PortoPandemico]

Ok, so key points! I am fab, and clever, and I can easily get to the European Parliament after doing the school run. About 5 mins in fact!

I promise not to fiddle my expenses as I have no swimming pool, nor tennis court that needs underfloor heating, nor a moat that needs clearing, or a huge garden that needs, well gardening. And I don't NEED a second home. (though one in South of France might be nice)

See, am on hand and willing. What should the Mumsnet Party stand for?

Aspartame totally banned?
Protection of bats?
Tax free childcare?
Tax free Boden?

hesitant bump!

Yay! A euro mep thread that makes sense.

I propose childproof volume buttons for all toys.

Moon cups are in! And all toys will be quiet, or play an electronic version of your FAVOURITE song that you can't help singing along to.

Calorie-free chocolate.

It would have to be Belgain chocolate though. They are quite strict about those things here!