as they have been complaining they are starving but won't sit nicely and DD has been kicking DS1.
They are very naughty children and I just want some time away in the hope they will notice their dinner is not coming.
Also, DH is home in 15 minutes so it isn't like they will be there for hours.
DS2 - age 3 - has just opened the door and said "come on then. give us our dinner."