to expect the swine flu helpline to actually work?

[valleysprincess]

So worried. I've been trying now for 3 hours to get through. All I hear is cracking on the line

Why are you worried?

think its another pun

I think you meant crackLing

Try Here

Oh duh. And here's me trying to be helpful.
Yawn...

aw its not the OP's fault the joke's been told before! We all now how terrible it is when you say something that is supposed to be funny & it falls flat.

Ha, my Mum txt me and said she thought she had Swine Flu as she had a rash. I just rolled my eyes and didnt 'get it', and as she did have a cold at the weekend thought she was making a fuss

What she meant to txt was she had 'rashers'

Apparetnly rashers are one of ther better symptons as they can be cured by smoking.