to not want good looking, fit male staff at my gym?

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there's no smiley for drooling. It's just not on!

but what would be the point of going if there weren't?

lol! It's mean though. I'm single so it's kind of rubbing it in IYSWIM. I want to go to get fit, not to drool!

I rather good looking, fit male staff than good looking, fit female staff!

Lusting after the male staff gives me an added incentive to move my backside, while the female staff just end up making me feel inadequate (however nice they are!)

What about some 'normal' staff? Different weights, some good looking, some not so good looking? It can't be nice for them to be oogled all day.

No you're right I bet they hate being oogled and lusted after all day, I'd hate that...

YANBU.

its bad enough sweating like a pig in a sauna at the best of times but to do so whilst grunting like a boar and panting like a rabid dog all in front of some young fitty is just totally unacceptbale
its why i dont go anymore and just resign myself to fatdom

My balance isn't the best, I almost fell off the half ball thing he made me stand on. I was trying soo hard not to though so he didn't have to catch me.

I didn't think that one through enough did I?

But would you go to a gym if the staff were all fat and unfit? You'd just think, 'it obviously doesn't work so I won't bother'. There are fit attractive male staff at my gym but sadly they are all young enough to be my sons so it feels indecent to drool.

It's not them being fit that's the problem. They are so good looking, it's not helping! Can't they do reasonable looking and fit?

Then all I can suggest is a small towel to mop up the drool!

PMSL!

I feel really uncomfortable having a hot bloke look at my pecs and abdominal muscles. AIBU?

Could you perhaps wear a burkha over your exercise clothes? He wouldn't be able to see you and you wouldn't have a very good view of him. Sorted!

lol! Too hot! Baggy clothes make you sweat more so it needs to be tight. Darn!

Do baggy clothes make you sweat more? I never knew that! Mind you, there's no way I'm wearing anything tight with my big belly!

I read it on here somewhere. Something to do with the air inside, you heat it up when you sweat so it makes you sweat more. If there's no space for air then it can't get hot from your skin. Or something like this.