to be FUCKING SCANDALISED that dh is upstairs.....

[Greensleeves]

reading my 6yo, my 4yo and their 6yo sleepover guest a a folk story about a woman being murdered and thrown into a pit, and the three suspects being condemned to hanging while the Caliph riddles out which of them is guilty?

Or am I losing my marbles? Because between this and the "fuck buddy" thread I feel like sticking my head in the oven......

YANBU.
Did you decide not to change your name then?
I can't even remember what you were going to change it to.

whose fuck buddy? where?

(the folk story is fine)

greensleeves, are you Mary whitehouse re-incarnated ??

take a chill pill

or have a good shag

Oh yes, the more gory the better! Ummmm there is a fuck buddy thread?

Didn't Hansel and Gretl stick the witch in the oven? My 5yo loves that one!

oooh - where's this fuck buddy thread then??

Aaargh, I am not myself this week

I am somebody even more insufferable

saltire the putative namechange was forcibly stomped on (it was a bit crap really) and is 'off the table'

wassup greensleeves?

I can't get over you having a sleepover guest on a school night. i can't cope with them at the weekend,can't imagine what it's like on a weeknight. Mine would never make it through school the next day

YABU. Most fairy stories and nursery rhyhmes are based around sex and death anyway.

I'm more fucking scandalised that you're having a mid-week sleepover

it's more of a babysit than a sleepover really, it's a favour for a friend. I could bloody well do without it tonight if I'm honest, the house now looks like a tornado has been through it and ds1 is squeaking in that "yippeeeee, I've got Aspergers and I'm never going to sleep" manner he has

here is the fuckbuddy thread

Aw Greensleeves.

All the stories are either tragic or gory. It's preparing them for RL! Fortunately i can't think of a fairy story with fuck buddies in!

possibly the seven dwarves...?

Oh I think a fuck buddy could easily turn up in most of the fairy tales, no?

If the Ugly Sisters had had fuck buddies, perhaps they wouldn't have been so mean to poor Cinders.

i thought you were going to say dh was upstairs watching CHELSEA beat Barcelona!!! (they aren't,but fingers crossed)

Tiffany - I better check when the final is. Last year DH invited all his work mates and their OH's to watch Man U luckily win. The place was trashed and I had to pull a sicky! (Too much champers). And the landlord decided to come and check something with the kitchen when we were all in our PJs at 3 in the afternoon with empty bottles everywhere..... "Oh I saw the car....."

Greensleves, have you read the pigeon cum thread? That would really make your night!