To slap DH around the head.........................

[MadameCastafiore]

............... if he says Piiiigs in a stupid Mexican accent again?

make sure you use a wet fish

not wet fish, a couple of rashers of bacon will do the trick

yup hopefully he'll don a poncho,give you a backhander and call you a gringo

or alternatively get him to elongate it to "i speeeeet on your piiiiiigs flu"