To think those who crap in a children's play are the scum of the earth?

[Peanut08]

DH brings children home after a lovely afternoon at the park. A couple of hours later I notice DS's jeans are filthy, take them off to wash and then am hit by the smell of crap.
Further sniff test on offending brown patch reveals that it's not dog crap either (well educated on the subject after 3 DC and a dog) am mortified. Quiz DH about where DS was playing and he confirms he was in the children's bark area the whole time.

If it's not a yob/drunk type then maybe someone's small child? but would let your DC relieve themselves and then leave a turd slap bang where children are playing?

OMG.

F*cking hideous. Yuck.

You are 100% ANBU

That is sick. I would be worried about the hand to mouth action that would have happened and be bracing yourself for a sickness outbreak.

Men People are disgusting.

Thought from your thread title that you'd been to a children's theatre and one of the actors had crapped on stage! Crapping in kids' play area not good, I agree.

PMSL @ scummymummy

Maybe a small child did let one go in the play area, on the sly like. Maybe his mum/dad didn't notice.

Shit happens

Oh god just noticed the title PMSL!!!!!
Oh well that's cheered me up a bit I was fuming. Maybe a small child did slip one out or it escaped out of a nappy/pants. DH hadn't even noticed though I hose them down the second they walk through the door I'm always sniffing their shoes too, loads of dog crap round here.

PMSL @ doold - shit happens .
Seriously, that is yuck tho.
Peanut, are you a proper bullshit detector?

doodle

Sadly no bullshit detector only the kind you have to scrape out of trainer soles with a stick like implement and an old toothbrush