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To find it rather funny that my 14YO brother...

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mamadiva · 17/04/2009 02:02

announced quite happily earier tonight, to me and my mum that he lost his virginity on New Years eve when he was 13!

I'm sorry I'm no angel and I'm not condoning it but the way he announced it proudly made me laugh and my mumm did'nt really know what to say or do except laugh and then shout at me for it!

I mean come on he is about 4ft 8 and his voice has'nt even broke there is something funny about it... I think... or is it just me?

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BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 02:09

I guess you can't do much else! I had a similar reaction when my dd earnestly related a story with the punchline "And he said 'Fuck off, you racist twat!' "- butter wouldn't melt normally...

13 is very young though, I'd be a bit worried really.

steviesgirl · 17/04/2009 02:10

Lol. Yeah, it's a wonder they can actually "do it" at that age and being so short too. They are still really kids and yet they've done a manly act already. It's a bit I bet your mum was

mamadiva · 17/04/2009 02:13

My mum was gobsmacked, he is a scarily open boy which I have never got. He told my mumwhen he got his first grope

I dunnoe I think in a way we were but were'nt surprised as there is always another girl at the door for him he seems to be a bit of a ladies man :s.

I could'nt understand the 'biology' of it either...

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mamadiva · 17/04/2009 02:14

I lost my virginity at 14 but had been in a long relationship and well you know how it goes.

But my mum only found this out about 3 days ago and I am 22!

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steviesgirl · 17/04/2009 02:23

at your brother. My mum never knew what my brother got up to as a teenager, he never told her anything he was doing. One day though when he was about 14, she found a load of porn mags under his mattress and then she WAS and very as my sister who was only 6 or 7 at the time found them!!

When he still lived at home he used to come in late after being out with mates and used to pee on his bedroom floor. I was always puzzled as a kid as to why his long pile carpet always felt wet under my bare feet. I now know why!! Ewww.

HecatesTwopenceworth · 17/04/2009 07:16

As the mother of a nearly 10 yr old boy, I'm quaking! 13? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It's too young. They should be out building dens, getting muddy and riding bikes! At that age, girls should be annoying creatures you can flick things at!!!

mamadiva · 17/04/2009 07:46

Stevie , my brother asked his dad for a loan of a porn mag a few weeks back I tiold you NO SHAME! Should've guessed I spose he has always stripped off whenever he gets the chance.

I know Hecate he was never into all that stuff, just another one of the 'grown up children' I guess He got suspended from school last year for selling condoms for 50p each after the machine broke!!! He's more of a wheeler dealer I guess LOL, he has had his own little patch at the local mart for about 6 months now selling little bits n pieces on a saturday am, so he just is'nt the most childish of people I guess

It's not so much the situation that made me laugh it was the way he just came out with it! We were just sittin talking about new years eve and he just turned round and said 'oh aye did I tell you I lost it on new years? and dinna worry it was all safe' blatant as that I spat my coke everywhere!!!

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