AIBU to be upset when DH turns to me with a starry eyed smile.....

[HappyChildminderBerkshire]

...and pats me on the (big preggo) belly when the narrator on Escape to the Country mentions "our big breeding sow" ????

[grin He is in soooo much trouble...

I would deck him personally.

pmsl

Sit on him. And not in a good way.

Aww, that's the sort of thing my DP would do. Well, now I say 'awww' at other moments I may be tempted to thump him

"no pork for you matey"

YANBU - no more hide the sausage for him!!

lol, when I was carrying ds1 I was always inging nursery rhymes to the bump (I know, I know, but I was inhospital on multiple drugs for 6 weeks and was Not Myself )

I was singing "One two, buckle my shoe", and when I got to "nine ten, a good fat hen" dh guffawed and said "You ARE a good fat hen"

AND he used to call me "eggnant" instead of pregnant

[victim]

Oooh - not nice - I'd lamp him YANBU

I'm sure he means it in a nice way

YABU ! his big starry eyed smile should say it all - he's being affectionate and proud of you. Don't forget you're the one with the hormones

when having ds1 who is now 12 my dh used to sing the song by oasis about a walrus

If he starts affectionately nicknaming you "The Empress of Blandings" suspect the worst.

Ha ha! He must be an old boar then!

DH has just phsl at this

There are worse things to say I'm sure

tee hee hee.... yeah he did it in such a proud way, how could I be tooo upset

I suggested a trip to see West Side Story at the local theatre, before baby no. 1 arrives. DP reckons the mother-to-be of his first born child will need 2 seats. I did not pmsl....! Cheeky shite.

I got my own back by pointing out that he will need to be sober for the final 3 weeks of the pregnancy. That wiped the smile off his face!!

v.v.bad.
DH called me his cow the other day - because I am still bf'ing DS and we are ttc #2. He's lucky he has any tackle left for ttc with!

Oooo that is bad thumbwitch. I hate the whole "milkcow" comparison with BFing mothers.... we are not placid milkers, grazing away! Tell him to chew your cud

• he won't be doing it again!