Am really sorry but could anyone do a quick summary of what happened with the Penguin thing?

[AnyFuckerStealsHerKidsEggs]

I just don't have the time to wade through it all and I have to know

TIA !!

Shiney's been seeing a bloke for a bit.
She got new phone, texted him, but forgot to sign it.

He thought it was a new laydee, so chatted her up.

Shiney was and set him up on a date with 'Jane' (ie her new phone number) at 'world of Penguins' (or something similar)

This continued apace until Tiger decided to go incognito and lurk to see if he turned up.

He did and was left all alone in the drizzle while the world laughed at him

HTH

Well worth reading if you have a few spare days!

T'was very funny

oh fab!

I saw the first bit but have been working today, so needed the outcome!

Cheers!

You need to at least skim it, if only for the superb links that people chucked in to keep us all roffling, and the terrible puns...

BOF, could you please conjure me up some more hours in the day please?

< hands AnyFucker a large wrap of speed >

Shh, I'll probably get told off for that!

The p.p.p.pmsl was rather witty I thought.

I won't tell if you don't BOF

Over her bof