to be highly pissed off that there are still men on Mumsnet?

[Swedes]

Tenacious little bastards, aren't they?

You can't cry on mine. Unless you want to get sprayed in the eye lol

haha

Years ago the wife had a blockage

I had to suck some out

Wonderfully sweet

creepydad, please go away.

Stercus take care!

bugger me is that supposed to be me?

Believe it or not there are still nice men about.

Well you aint one of em are ya

You'll have to namechange now and come back when you're not so much of an arse sober

oh, now that is bloody typical!

I stick around for the sensible, "what part do blokes play in the active life of mumsnet" then I pop off to bed, feeling a tad yawny, like you do.

and I miss the pissed bloke wanting sympathy

Sympathy ffs!

That'll teach me to go to fecking bed!

I thought this site was for parents by parents...the word being PARENTS not mothers...I do get fed up with women always thinking they are the main, better most important parent....and its not just the bitter ones even some of my RL friends think they as mothers are the most important parent, its just not true.

kimi - have you read the thread?

Swedes admitted quite early on that this was not a serious thread.

Hence the silliness throughout most of it.

Must read whole thread before posting its too early

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Was caught up in Lewis hamilton

ooooh, how exciting!

Was he going really fast?

nah - there'a far too many mums on mums net. They are everywhere spouting about having the painters in, bottle v breasts, 'I have thoughts about the milkman - am I bad?' >, dearie me.
We on the otherhand just post very quietly and unobtrusively with the correct degree of respect and no small part of admiration for you women. And what happens? Slated everywhere for it. The innocents!!
And thank you for outing me as a frying pan, Squonk! Though I am really a different sort of pan.

Oh NO, that wasn't you! That was... erm... the bloke poster called... erm... fryalot

As any fule no, this is you

did someone mention my name?

Thats more like it!

who are thrashing your team today, please?

Jeremy you seem to have picked up a German sense of humour over there.

I want to thank Mumsnet for all the Playboy-logo emoticons at the moment.

at Jeremyll33 the latin legal phrase res ipsa loquitur springs immediately to mind.

I think I am more upset about the fact there are women on here who have a secret crush on Jeremy Kyle than I am about there being men on mumsnet.

pan - sorry, RL called.

We are getting thrashed by arsenal today

Has Jeremy sobered up now and realised what a complete twat he was last night?

"We on the otherhand just post very quietly and unobtrusively"
did Pan really say that lol