To be actually laughing out loud at this description of HP sauce?

[TrillianAstra]

Here

"HP Sauce - a condiment whose labelling is so Big Ben-centred, one would presume that the ingredients list goes: ?Malt vinegar, tomatoes, molasses, BONG"

I'm glad there's no-one here to see me

BONG!!!

So no-one cares then?

I care Trillian!

They could have it so that, for a day, the ?bongs? are replaced by Britain's most worthy voices - Stephen Fry, Paul McCartney, Stephen Hawking, Joanna Lumley, Alan Bennett, Amy Winehouse - shouting ?BONG!? over massive PAs

Now that would be amusing! Who else would you add?

One possible problem with that: can Stephen Hawking shout?

Trevor MacDonald I suppose, his voice is associated with the bongs already.

Uuuumm...

Oh, I do like Caitlin Moran. But are we sure that piece wasn't intended for April 1st and printed today in error?

lol edam!

Trying to think of some other people...

That reminds me, must buy a paper on April 1st!