to think mumsnet goes terribly strange late at night.......

[nomoreamover]

I don't understand most of what I am reading - has the red wine taken over ladies and gents or is this mumsnet alternative reality?

full moon

hehe this is the insane nocturnal reality of mn. what has perturbed you me dear? Are you implying that we all write nonsense?

then you would be absolutely right.

wine

welcome to the twilight zone

nah, full moon has been broken since the swap to this format.

Don't make any difference to me, what time of day it is. I don't understand MN most of the time!

or is it mumsnet doesn't understand us?

Very possibly, my dear, very possbily! That's why I stick to the bar, we can talk shit to each other and noone cares or notices!

ooooh permanent full moon

I likes talking shit, I do.

April 9th is next full moon

Well, duh!
Of course it does - mums with serious sleep deprivation/ desperate escape from LOs, illicit wine-drinkers, hormonal women (mums or not) - it's a recipe for lunacy!

I LOVE it!

now look what you've done - gone and attracted all the insane posters from the twilight zone and the barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
what more do you expect?!

waz rong wiff the baaar people? We're totally normal.

it's SATURDAY/SUNDAY night, fgs.

take a load off, traditionally it's been a chilled crowd at this hour and this time of week.

chilled = pissed / sleep deprived / generally befuddled?

I LOVE that word! Befuddled! Brilliant! I haven't used that for ages. I will make it my mission to use it lots next week! It's nearly as good as the new work my foreign boss made up once! 'Mo', he said, 'there seems to have been a misconfusion!'

New WORD, new word fgs! You're right, we are all mental at this time of night!

I'll get me coat!

Wine?! I've just had a can of Carling on the quiet

I'm in the mood for going nuts!