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To not want to make myself look awful just to please DH

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BackOnMyWord · 27/03/2009 12:45

Very bashful namechanger

Ok here goes.

DH and I have had this thing where we have agreed to do the other's favourite fantasy. We've done mine, which was nice .

The trouble is I thought I knew what his was going to be and it's not what I expected.

So, if you were in this position would you so some or any of the following:

a. put on a lot of weight
b. wear clothes he likes but make you look like something Wayne Rooney would go for
c. stop removing unwanted hair
d. dye hair appalling/unflattering colour

It's one of those but I am too embarrassed to say which.

DH thinks I have conned him, he doesn't think his request is a big deal.

OP posts:
LadyOfWaffle · 27/03/2009 21:52

Shame he wasn't into gang bangs, could have had an "I'm Sportacus!" situation ...

LadyOfWaffle · 27/03/2009 21:55

shame he wasn't good job he's not

FfreckleFface · 27/03/2009 22:01

Well done! Hilarious thread. I was totally believing it, so much so that I was about to reveal that I love being spanked too - imagine how embarrassed I would be if I had told all of MN that!

Amapoleon · 27/03/2009 22:03

Hahahaha great thread!

Littlefish · 27/03/2009 22:22

Very good! Made me chuckle.

Curiousmama · 27/03/2009 23:05

FfreckleFface I almost admitted to that too, thank God we didn't then eh?

g4grapes · 27/03/2009 23:28

Just caught up with this and was feeling militant on your behalf then the Sportacus, and I am thinking "Sportacus, really! I know men are weird in these fantasy things but Sportacus?!"

I am just too gullible sometimes! Well done for making me laugh out loud, with DH asleep on sofa beside me and DTs asleep in moses baskets. I have been tiptoeing around for the last half hour. He fell off the sofa and frowned, and I wasn't able to tell him because I was laughing too hard. Still laughing and I need to go to the loo now!!!!

FfreckleFface · 28/03/2009 08:31

Would have been most humiliating, Curious, thank goodness for our restraint.

BitOfFun · 28/03/2009 09:35

I did admit to it, hehehehe...well, that's one of my tamer ones, hey ho

FfreckleFface · 28/03/2009 15:51

Mine too, BOF, but would have been REALLY had I started witttering about muddy thighs and tight rugby shorts...

BCNS · 28/03/2009 15:58

ooo ooo ooo LOL i've been lurking on this thread and I have the answer for you here

BackOnMyWord · 28/03/2009 16:32

Well the ginger one would cool anyones ardour!

OP posts:
BCNS · 28/03/2009 16:41
Grin
BitOfFun · 28/03/2009 16:51

< chuckle >

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