To think if I woke up in A&E and was asked to name the Prime Minister, I'd have to take a second, then probably say Boris Johnson?

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I mean really, who is he, what has he done, what does he plan to do?

I can't remember his name, it is on the tip of my tongue. However, I do know that he always does exactly as Peter Mandelson tells him to.

Hmm yes is it Peter Mandelson?

Yeah, and who is the Chancellor of the Exchequer at the moment? He seems completely invisible.

Prime minister? you mean someone is actually still running this country? i thought he had emigrated

Isn't it that Kate Middleton woman? She's in the papers a lot.

I would properly say tony blair! is that wrong??

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That's sort of the point.

I am with lisa...kinda got used to tony...lol....

by the way...I'd be fucked if anyone would ask me what date or day it is