To look forward to labour if only so I can have a.....

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....great big pooh!

I have been completely bunged up since becoming pg and feel a lot like elvis at the moment....its so bad I actually think labour and shifting some 'waste product' seems like a good idea!

lol, no yanbu, I think I done a weeks worth of shit on the table!
Hope everyones had their lunch

Have a few dried apricots, that'll sort you out.

if your due soon and planning a water birth i would ring them and ask them to get a biger net ready instead of the little tiddly ones they normally use!

Alternativley have you tried taking anything on advise of mw to help you go?

nothing works! eating fruit, drinking water....its driving me up the wall!

YANBU I am really looking forward to the gas and air I love that stuff.
They should hire it out for parties and weddings everyone would have a blast .

Good luck for the labour BTW .

have you tried a suppository (sp?)? The ONLY thing that worked for me. (They work quick mind!)

ooh can I have one, what make could I use and can I get it over the counter?!

Liquorice helps. As I inadventently found out when eating too much one day recently Real stuff not allsorts.

cannot help but think my child will be full of shit when she's born....just like her father :-(

Have a large bowl of branflakes tomorrow morning with prunes. Then stay in.

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You might find a longish walk could kickstart something as well.

lol @ comewhinewithme. I think the promise of more gas and air would be the only thing that DH would be able to do to convince me to 'try one last time for a boy'

YANBU op. Have you tried prunes?

I too often think longingly of gas and air. Dodgy blokes sell it for £10 a go at music festivals.

YANBU -

I remember really looking forward to going into labour with DC2, as it would mean a rest from DS1.

Ah an idea has formed.....maybe ex dp should come in to the labour room with me. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than cr*pping all over him like he has done to me.
Loving the gas and air....this just gets better and better!