to not want to share the details of my sex life with my neighbour, in front of the dc?

[thesockmonsterofdoom]

seriously, our cat always goes to her house and she brings him back, she says to me out in the garden just now 'I brought cat back last night but you didnt answer the door' I replied 'we went to bed early' so instead of Ok she replies 'well your lights were on and the telly was still on' what does she want me to say 'I was upstairs getting a good seeing to from dh and our attention being elsewhere we didnt hear the door and wouldnt have answered even if we had'
so AIBU?

That sounds like a great reply, why not?

I probably would have said exactly that just to see the look on her face

at you and your seeing to!

she sounds a bit nosy to me

perhaps you should have told her the truth, in very vulgar language (out of earshot of dc's) just to see the expression on her face!!

why does she keep bringing the cat back?
He is hardly lost if he is just next door. An excuse for a snoop methinks, invite her to join you next time you are getting a good "seeing-to"

That reminds me of a time my mother was ringing the doorbell at two in the afternoon once. We didn't answer, but she looked up at the bedroom window just as DP peered out of the curtains to see who it was. He sort of waved ....we hadn't long been together and she'd barely met him

pmsl

pmsl, the neighbour is very conservative, maybe next time I will answer the door in full on dominatrix outfit or something.

do you have one sockmonster ?

have you outed yerself there ?

I have several but I am not sure my post children lump of a body would fit into any of them

She clearly thought you were in the living room, choosing to not answer the door to her.

Tell her about the sex. She will probably feel better!

She's maybe not getting any?

ooh, madam!

How saucy

you should have said

i didnt hear the banging,as i was getting a banging from my hubby