to howl with laughter at Joan Collins on gmtv earlier...

[Alambil]

when she said, in response to "how do you stay looking so good?" -

"Well, I try to keep happy which is ever-so difficult nowadays, what with everything going on"

She said this just after she said she lives between LA and London AND has a house in the South of France she frequents in summer.

THREE homes, her income, the high life.... and she thinks it's tricky to be happy?!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

She made me laugh and I don't care if I'm unreasonable!

Not to mention sex with Toy boys!

Makes me laugh when Slebs try and get down with the common people and empathise about money etc, they are all at it atm.

I know. how the other half live, eh?

But...we say that, but what about the poor in rural india, or in parts of africa? They'd say the same about us...."Moaning about how they can't go on holiday, or shop at Waitrose while we haven't eaten for a week and have no water, har. har. har. har. har. har. har."

So yes, it's daft of her to not see herself in relation to others worse off, but there's always someone doing worse than someone else, and sad as that is, you are still in your life, with your feelings and your problems.

So, not you are not unreasonable and yes you are.

tsk, no not 'not'!

It's all relative tho isn't it?

better for her to say what she did than to gloat.

She's becoming a caricature of herself.

Too much plastic surgery.

Looks horrible.

As for him, yuk. Can't imagine shagging some droopy cold cow like her.

I Love Joanie, she reminds me of my racy Aunt.

In those Closer type Mags, there are lots of Wags going on about how they are only buying from the High Street at the moment, because of the Credit crunch, that makes me mad. Their DP/H is still earning £50k per week

just cos you have 3 homes and lots of money doesnt mean you are happy

Netaporter are now delivering in brown paper bags so you can keep your spending discreet as its considered bad form to be seen spending at the moment.

I read that as don't actually buy terribly much from there myself .

Theres still a lot of money around for a lot of people and i agree its funny to see the really rich pretending they're suffering financially although i guess it is relative.

I think it is hilarious when the likes of old Joaney and other celbs such as Sharon Stone/Madonna say with a striaght (and dare I say rather taut) face - oh I look this good due to good genes and the odd sprint on the running machine! YOu are having a laugh aren't you. I mean honestly on a bad day I look older than Joan Collins (I am 36 for the record)! I am going to tell DH tonight that we need to buy at least 3 more houses around the globe and I need more than just nivea cream if he wants me to turn back the clock! LOL

My mother is 68 and has really good genes. No work. She looks great.

But Joaney looks like a freak with all that surgery and botox.