You're all a bunch of biatches, i'm outa here

[LucyEllensmummy]

For a bit!!

Its time for me to have a break - so im off for a bit!!

I'm taking threads personally when people mean well, finding myself drawn back into arguments that i wouldn't normally have. Barking at well meaning and nice posters when they say stuff i don't want to hear.

So, im going to take a break - not sure if flouncers corner exists or not but im flouncing, with a flick of my badly dyed strawberry (read brassy) blonde locks

Thankyou and goodbye (for now!)
xxx

have a good break and come back soon

See you after your refreshing break LEM

Oh sorry I can't possibly talk about any radio interview that may or may not be aired tomorrow on Radio 4. To divulge details would just look smug and boastful!

Julie?

Rhubard. you're not my heroine Fi Glover are you?

oh FAB. will listen out. what time?

i can't believe that snooty fucker john o farrell... honestly, get a sense of HUMOUR.

Rhubarb is reading the football results on R4.

No, she's THEJulieAndrews.

I'm playing the whore in the latest Archers episode!

I don't know when it'll be aired, he said he'd tell me.

He had to cut out the bit where I said DT could have his name back if he shagged me first.

Oooh I love fi glover - or is it fig lover?

LEM - you flouncing again?

Rhubard IS John Humphries (he's just been pretending to be an egotistical opinionated fart)

Are you deliberately putting a 'd' at the end of rhubarb?

Sorry, meant Rhudarb

Oo Oo, is that a clue (bard??)

Anyway, I'll only tell you when it's on once I reach £300 here

Ah, make that £350

oh the thing to hang onto is this is all just a bunch of burds with pc.

if this tap tapping and words on a screen does raise your BP then Aye time to take a breather

but you know what dont get the hump when folk disagree dont get this getting all humphy and bumphy at fellow posters -no mn grudges or gripes. genuineley if one finds themself thinking oh that poster gets on my tits/is a fat scottish whore/blah blah - step back chill oot

you may dislike posters you cannot dislike someone you dont know

i switch off and switch off

Ya big teaser