nobody loves me, everybody hates me........................

[psychomum5]

I'm going down the garden

TO EAT WORMS

I don't hate you

long thin slimey ones that slide down easily

Or is that U to the worms??

Are they sour-flavoured jelly worms? Those are nice.

oh yeah - I don't hate you either

aww trillian, fanks.

squonk, I like the ones pickled in tequila me'self

Big fat juicy ones are best.

I like you. I like the fact that you don't wince when people spell your name wrong for the Nth time today. Physco usually. Does it not grate?

[pedant]

You're very lovely.

All better now?

no, the psychoteens spawn of the devil children ate my jelly worms

yes, I can see how that would get annoying, shawofhinds

fanks you lot.

MN is always able to make me

SOH, TBH, I am so used to everyone spelling my RL name worng at least once in the time they know me that I cannot get irritated by all the differing versions of 'spchyo' on here anymore. My head would start making whiring noises I think if I did.........

Did you have hippy parents?

tis peaceful here again now tho..........DH taken pity on me and is doing the dancing and footbal run.

tis only the psychoboy2 left here, and he has a DS to entertain him

I don't hate you but the worms might.

trillian, I really did have hippy parents

the wedding pics of them both have them in long flowing white robes (and I do mean BOTH of them), and flowers in their long flowing hair

ony way to notice the difference between them both was that my mother was pregnant.......

how deep do you think I need to go for worms anyway

Are they Vodka flavoured worms (yummy)

vodka ones sound good

A book is in a big envelope and I have just spent about 20 minutes trying to get online postage printing to work, resulting in DP moving the wireless router so we can get better signal in the room the printer lives in.

And I have decided to opt out of spelling your RL name and just use initial.

aww, you are a star

and no worries about how to spell my name.............I have a giggle at most attempts, and only cring when it is my mother who gets it wrong.

she even got it worng on my birth certificate in fact

vodka ones are fab you buy some jelly sweets, put into a container then add some vodka, let the vodka seep into the jelly sweets - takes a couple of days, add some more vodka, then leave and serve a couple of days/weeks later

Mmm, sounds good Twims, see you in a few days then

I feel the need to go buy lots of gjelly worms now and experiment.

We used to have them at staff do's - very yummy