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to really find this username offensive ?

282 replies

lemonstartree · 22/02/2009 16:39

I mean AnyF*er

I hate it and can't imagine why anyone would choose a word so horrible as their username...

AIBU or do others agree ?

OP posts:
OrangeKnickers · 22/02/2009 19:52

lovin' it - if I had the energy I would be 'orangeknickercuntystains'

but I don't [damn]

cyteen · 22/02/2009 19:53

Fucking cuntstains, a 10 page sweary thread and I missed it [cry]

jeminthecity · 22/02/2009 19:55
FairLadyRantALot · 22/02/2009 20:05

how about jeminthecunt

FairyCCTaleEnding · 22/02/2009 20:14

Sigh.

Was fun while it lasted.

Shame it had to end.

Pissflaps.

(Just when you think you're all spent, one last little bit dribbles out ...)

CuddlyKelpieFucker · 22/02/2009 20:27

FCCTE That was funny as fuck!

EyeballsintheSky · 22/02/2009 20:31

Damn Fuck, am I too late to be EyeballFucker?

Divineintervention · 22/02/2009 20:31

I thought divineintervention may have caused offence to the christian MNers but it didn't.....
Thank God I didn't call myself The Prophet Mohammed's wife or something!!

AnyFucker · 22/02/2009 20:39

never too late.....

LynetteScavo · 22/02/2009 20:45

Imagined AnyFucker trying to register a name, and finding them all already taken, adn just bashing in AnyFucker, and being thankful that she's finlly found a name she can use.

troutpout · 22/02/2009 20:49

fuck
I'm too late again
I could have been fishyfucker perhaps

lemonstartree · 22/02/2009 21:13

OMG!

I have been out for a few hours !

clearly I am very unreasonable !!!

truly I meant no offense to the individual behind the name but just find the name kind of derogatory to an 'individual', But I have obviously taken it the wrong way ! sorry

and (most of) the other namechanges ARE very funny

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 22/02/2009 21:17

hellloooo lemonstartree

I wondered when you would be back

how can a name be derogatory when I chose it myself ?

and yes, you were VU

but this thread brightened up a dull sunday afternoon

JuxaquickFuckupagainstthewall · 22/02/2009 21:18

Ooh Ooh Ooh do you like my new name?

AnyFucker · 22/02/2009 21:20

yes, its making me horny

< wrong emoticon >

lemonstartree · 22/02/2009 21:23

Hello anyFucker

just sounds like you could be anyone - but no-one is just anyone - and no one is just a 'fucker' ?

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 22/02/2009 21:25

lemon, you said fucker without any **

you are naughty

have you been the vino ????????

AnyFucker · 22/02/2009 21:26

*on the vino

and yes, I have

ScottishMummy · 22/02/2009 21:27

LOL,lemonstartree me thinky you are being too angst.Any MN nom de plume is just a monicker

not an invitation to ponder social strata and labelling theory

LucyEllensmummy · 22/02/2009 21:33

nice to see that we have converted lemonstar!!

I actually really like the word fuck. It is my favourite word actually. Im really not being immature either. There have been times when really, only the word fuck will do. For instance, i used to have a very intricate job and it was frustrating in the extreme at times. To sit there and say "oh dear" or any other swearword when my hand slipped and undid an hours pain staking work would just not have cut the mustard. It had to be fuckfuckfuckfuckingbastardfucking thing. It is just such a brilliant word - you can really put a lot of force behind saying it "FFFFFUck it" "FFFFUcck off" (i dont tend to say that though) "FFFUucking hell" It makes you feel better because its a "bad" word too. Sometimes the word shit will do - that is if you have stubbed your toe - but for anytime when you are stressed out and frustrated, its gotta be a fuck!

Apparently Steven Fry is particularly fond of the word, and i have heard him say that contrary to the thoughts that it implies a limited vocab, it is just the opposite - said appropriately!

staffylover · 22/02/2009 21:35

TomNook wank, wank, wanker, wank.

watsthestory · 22/02/2009 21:36

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ssd · 22/02/2009 21:37

I agree with the op

FairLadyRantALot · 22/02/2009 21:43

ssd, you are a bit late....

AnyFucker · 22/02/2009 21:44

< runs off ssd >