To think toddlers should be banned from

[mshadowsisfab]

toddler groups.
then mums could drink in peace

lol.

sounds a great plan to me!!

Haven't we been through this?

If it means cups of dishwater tea get replaced by glasses of vino, absolutely!

Yes, it would be far better.

Don't you have these? Aren't they called book groups?

I believe they call it "Mums night out". I go on one at least once a month

oh god, i would LOVE it if I didn't have to take the kids to toddler group.

But knowing my luck, I'd get stuck with the one mum who rants a lot about nothing in particular and I wouldn't even have the little buggers darlings to rescue me by covering themselves in paint or something.

omg squonk, that mum is me

Well I get where you are coming from. I used to work in a college and we always said the job would be fantastic if we had no students.

imagine soft play with ....no kids

daisy - you were so un-ranty at the yorkshire picnic. That mum is not you

soft play without kids, now... that would be fanbloodytastic!

Can we make sure there is a trampoline at this mythical kid-less soft play centre as well?

Oh yes and ban kids from paddling pools in the summer

Ahh yes mshadowisfab but then there'd be wine, overexcited Mums, no pelvic floors meaning there'd still be wee in the ball pool

YABVU.

Of course..............

lol squonk, only cos i was out of my comfort zone

soft play without kids is fab. We were last in at a centre when my sis had a party for her DS. Everyone else had gone home and we were gathering up presents etc and we had a go as it was only us and our kids left. Great fun

I was following DD around in the Trafford Centre the other week as well....great slides there

although i'm a wee bit too....er....portly to go through the rollers

Isn't this a thread about a thread and a sneery-ish one at that?

nah, hunker, it's just 2shoes being a bit daft.

That's allowed.

It's fun, not sneery.

2shoes is not a sneery person, I'm sure that the OP of the other thread would see the amusing side of this one.

It strikes me as more of an "inspired by" thread

Didn't know the OP was 2shoes - not sure how I should've done really, either!

lol

if you want to sit round in a circle singing nursery rhymes without children for fun, go ahead

without DC i wouldnt choose to go to a toddler group. i would head for town for retail/caffine therapy

bliss

i get oh so jealous of meet ups so hush