to feel left out of all the goat threads just because I wasn't around for the start?

[fryalot]

baaaah

Oh do stop bleating on

(FWIW I missed the start and have spent most of the evening lurking and thinking wtf)

I'll join you squonk. I have just read the thread about the imlplosion and it make no sense to me as I see no signs of teh impeding cataclism....that is unless you have left some of your explosives laying around

tut tut

????

You could start your own animal themed thread squonk - chickens!

Meh.

What was the start.

I have searched the archives for the word goat today and they all seem to be spin off threads. Which one started it all off?

Me-e-e-e-e-e-h.

To summarise: if you are a Goat I'd Like To Fuck, it's best not to get shouted at by teenagers; keep hot toddlers away from goatgroups and coffee mornings; park old ladies in toilets.

Or something.

And getcherself a goat name. You can be Squhornk.

I don't think there was a start, was there?! Just the odd goat wandering through MN, which seems oddly normal...

squhornk

I thinkalikeit

I haven't been squirming-in-my-seat-soundlessly-laughing like that for ages. I love it when MN gets like that. Brilliant abs workout. MNHQ should write a book!

I thought it started when someone with a username that pretty much exclaimed 'I think about felching a goat' or something complained about other people having crude usernames?

was that it?

It was a goaty-named mner making a GILF gag in reference to the MILF thread on a thread taking the piss out of the hot drinks at toddler groups thread.

I think.

The Mumsnet Guide to Flat-abs: Goats optional.

Just don't let the goatherds have their wicked way with you. You won't respect yourself in the morning.

so is there a goats cheese quiche on here now? (I can't keep up)