To wonder if everyone on here is due on at the moment?

[MrsSchadenfreude]

Errr...that's it really. Or just a collective sense of humour failure, maybe?

It reminds me of that joke - how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? "That's not funny!"

You're brave

Still will take the heat off me for five minutes

There IS a lot of arse inspection going on at the moment. Any more and Mumsnet is going to disappear up its own fundament.

Seems like there's a few ringleaders though.

I am brave, yes. Or stupid. I am used to being flamed.

I am too

Will I ever learn?

That is most appreciated

I dont think I am cut out for this MN

You are due due soon though arent you?

drink up quickly LMLT . . .

LOL MI
I am hiding on thsi threadand taking a breather from the bunfight next door!

See? We are being terribly civilised here.

ANd relax....
Its an Oasis of calm here

ah thanks for drink

thirsty work, trying to find relevant pictures of goats for every unanswered message

where's the bunfight then?

Sympathy re the Gaviscon. I used to swig it from the bottle towards the end of my pregnancies.

Actually, I came on last night.

In an awkward moment of bad timing, Dh thought he'd done me an injury...

at disappearing up own arses and 'ringleaders'.

I've got about a week to go.

Actually was going to start a thread about turning 40 and my hormones starting to go loopy when I ovulate rather than getting PMT. I quite honestly want to shag anything with a pulse when I'm ovulating - I'm dangerous .

DottyDot, you're not wrong. I was lusting after Jeremy Paxman and Edie MacCreadie yesterday.