to be secretly pleased when some lonely herdsmen shouted GILF at me!

[GILF]

snort

pmsl

tthye prob didnt mean it
and you are prob ugly
and they are objectifying you

or they knew it was your mn name and were trying to coerce you into a froot shoot with them?!

i know i should have been affronted but they were waving some stale bread at me and one thing lead to another ....

You didn't, did you? With scruffy herdsmen? Have you no shame?

hah!

Don't blame yourself - if they were high on a hill who knows what was in that stuff they were smoking...

Well done. Because they're really hard to please and you've done a good job to catch their eye. You must be something very special.

Did you give them the horn?

Back off my man, girlfriend.

Maybe they had you confused with the nanny.

Odal-ey-ee, od-al-ey-ee, od-al-ey-ee oh. Etc.

well you know what they say about goats

if they were lonely, then they probably aren't too picky, hey. Any ol' goat would do...