To fart in my own pants?

[Rhubarb]

Really?

why not, it is basically all anyone does on mumsnet these days

yup

Could I do a little follow-on do you think?

not unreasonable to fart, but only as long as you don't wet-fart in them. For wet farts, you must wear your dp's pants.

only if you piss in a bottle as well

Ah better go change then.

I hope not or I guess I was totally unreasonable for shittin myslf earlier

Although I do have sickness and shitz so must've gagged to much ... hmma

I would say that it's definitely more ladylike to fart in your own pants than in someone else's.

Though I believe that the Queen never farts - she has a footman to do it for her!

Fart under water, it intensifies the smell and makes it oh so much more satisfying.

And the bubbles tickle. Although the hum is a bit of a turn off.

Lol at this thread.

My BIL farted in my hallway on Saturday and the smellonly went yesteday evening. dirty git i wish he has waited and farted in someone elses pants that weren't in my house.

My DH farted once and it was so vile that it made my cry.

What if you don't wear pants?

Well then, I guess this thread doesn't apply to you.

Perhaps you should start a new one.

I had serious farts on Saturday - guess friday's chinese wasn't so good. DP also had the farts - his definitely trumped mine, we had to evacuate.

Farting is the only form of communication some days in this house.

Hee hee....it creates alot of laughter in ours.

What have I missed? I could do with a little mumsnet nonsense.

YANBU if you're wearing plastic pants and it stays contained within. Otherwise public farting is absolutely vile - except for my own of couse - they always smell beautiful!!!