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AIBU?

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Original poster

to take a goat to a toddlers group

37 replies

VincenzotheBanker · 16/02/2009 19:52

and serve it coffee

OP posts:
cathcat · 16/02/2009 19:53

ROFL

NotDottydotOhNoCosILeftAgesAgo · 16/02/2009 19:53

sounds more than fair to me. With a side order of hay...

Original poster
VincenzotheBanker · 16/02/2009 19:54

adn then tell it about my babies nappy.
and the old lady who DARED ASK ME MY BABIES NAME

intefering old bat

OP posts:
WouldYouCouldYouWithAGoat · 16/02/2009 19:55

no milk please

fruitshootsandheaves · 16/02/2009 19:55

would it drink coffee? could you not offer it a hot chocolate instead or a nappy to munch on?

PortofinoLovesItUpTheOxoTower · 16/02/2009 19:56

You are very naughty!

ProfessorCalculus · 16/02/2009 19:57

Yes, YABVU. Someone could trip over the goat, fall against a cup of tea perched on the arm of a chair and spill it all over a child.

YohoAhoy · 16/02/2009 19:57

Depends if it's a kid or not.

Original poster
VincenzotheBanker · 16/02/2009 19:58

boom boom!

OP posts:
WouldYouCouldYouWithAGoat · 16/02/2009 19:58

boom boom!

VinegarTits · 16/02/2009 19:58

YABU goats dont like coffee, at least give it a cup of tea

NotDottydotOhNoCosILeftAgesAgo · 16/02/2009 19:59

A Nanny would be a great idea though - we could all bugger off back home for a lie down.

WouldYouCouldYouWithAGoat · 16/02/2009 19:59

spooky!

MrsMattie · 16/02/2009 19:59

YANBU. What else are you supposed to do? Just leave your livestock home alone? Toddler groups are supposed to be a haven for lonely, stressed out farmer's. It would be ridiculous if you and your goat weren't welcomed in for a nice scalding hot cuppa!

DoYouBelieveInGoats · 16/02/2009 20:03

I think it's fine.

VoteforGoat · 16/02/2009 20:03

here I am.

ToiletRollCover · 16/02/2009 20:05

I'm confused!!!!!!!

Although DS1 has a book about some kid who takes his goat to the first day of pre-school and its more popular than him so he gets really hacked off.

ByThePowerOfGreyskull · 16/02/2009 20:06

Will you come to ours this thursday.. I will pay

VoteforGoat · 16/02/2009 20:06

then if someone said it was a GILF i wouldnt be cross

OH NO

i would be PLEASEd.

ByThePowerOfGreyskull · 16/02/2009 20:08

Gilf!!!

DoYouBelieveInGoats · 16/02/2009 20:08

mehhhhhhh.

VoteforGoat · 16/02/2009 20:08

a GILF
oh yes. tis a compliment.

TheresAGoatInMyHouse · 16/02/2009 20:09

I'd give you one...

VinegarTits · 16/02/2009 20:10

at GILF

ToiletRollCover · 16/02/2009 20:10

PMSL @ Gilf!!

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