To think toddlers should be banned from toddlers' groups?

[nkf]

What are they doing there FGS?

Spilling coffee and screaming a lot. YANBU

And playing. With toys. I mean, really.

YANBU! Surely a health and safety issue!

LOL

I don't like the way they barge into me when I am innocently enjoying my hot drink, the little bastards blighters!

Toddling up and interupting a good gossip

Yes lets ban them and we can get on with enjoying our lovely HOT drinks - LOL

I don't like they they knock over my gin.

I don't like the way they take over.

It's when they hog the lttle slide all the time that really fecks me off!

They seem to think toddler groups are for them.

I don't think I want to hang out with them, anymore, actually. Think I'm going to join a Grown Ups Group. Or a pub

But on the other hand they do give their mums an opportunity to start a post 'AIBU to think this 18m old bully should be hang.drawn and quartered for looking at my PFB funny'

And then they go and fall over and noone picks them up!!

ROLF!

Surely if people can't entertain their children at home, they shouldn't bother having them in the first place??

And another thing. Apart from the fact I was ROFL so much I couldn't spell ROFL.

People just sit on chairs and watch their children play. I mean, they could be ABDUCTED from the slide! It only takes a minute!

Children should be attached to their parents at all times.

There is always one little blighter on the best Red Tractor [pout]

If toddlers were meant to be at toddler groups, nobody would have invented Cbeebies?

Am I right or am I right?

nnk you really need to ask "am I right?!" are you a bit insecure or something? Of course you are right.