To suspect my dh of having an affair?

[JustineMumsnet]

I just rung him and he sounded very husky and breathless. There was a definitely a woman's voice in the background - quite squeaky and over excited. Plus he said he was still in his pyjamas. Should I be worried or AIBU?

If he is still in his pyjamas what are worried about?

The time to worry is when he's breathless, husky and not in his PJs.

is this meant to be funny??

YABVU. There is obviously a totally rational explanation for this .

where is he?

I'm not sure that he goes for squeaky and overexcited types.

Hmmmmm. I would be interested to know who was squeaking away in the background. Did you ask?

maybe is he watching david dickinson telling some old biddy her stuffed cat is worth a fortune, whilst he is putting up some coving?

He said he was in the attic room

I never had morningpaper down as a squeaky type.

SQUEAKING

I do not SQUEAK

Actually, when I was in the room with Justine's husband squeaking was pretty much all I could manage

I mean he was in his pyjamas reading the Guardian

I was all overcome