To tell my friend I want her to move out?

[MyChocolateOrange]

My best friend moved in with me just before christmas. She's great company, we have a laugh and she pays her way but I keep finding shit on the kitchen floor.
I've told her about it and that I don't like it but it continues.
I'm thinking I may have to ask her to move out AIBU?

is she a dog?

WTF? You mean her shit, literally, or stuff in general? Are you serious?

poo ?

Is this another hilarious soap plotline thread

Is your "friend" an animal, like a real one - dog, cat, horse etc ?

poo ?

Is this another hilarious soap plotline thread

Is your "friend" an animal, like a real one - dog, cat, horse etc ?

shit as in faeces?or metaphorical shit eg clutter.may i suggest no more prunes for tea

Shit as in poo. She is a dog, yes but she is my best friend and it kills me to think about her leaving.

How does she pay her way if she is a dog? Does she have a trust fund set up by a crazy old woman?

Damn, caught out too quickly eh?

Pesky MN'rs

darnnit if it hadnt been for dem snooping kids id have got away with my hilarious poo tale

How does a dog pay her own way ?

Is she on the game ? A blow job for a Bonio ? Full sex for a game of fetch ? Such a sad tale and one heard over and over in these credit crunch times