For wanting to have lethal sex with Edward Cullen?

[GiveMeAllYourPoison]

Surely I'm not the only one?

Who's he?

lethal sex?

Whohe? On that basis, I'd say YABU to ask...

Noooo! Not only is he reminiscent of Cedric Diggory, he's a SPARKLY VAMPIRE!!!! Wrong!!!!

Um Laumiere, he IS Cedric Diggory. here

LOLOLOL at laumiere

Edward is DULL

It would be like shagging a freezing cold man shaped disco ball

god no. oh so superior and with seriously bad hair. jacob would be better. or even mike.

From the book or the movie?

Makes a big difference IMHO

ive only read the book

i stand by my disco ball comment

totally reasonable imo

Jacob too hairy

and bitey

yes, like a (hugely) overgrown puppy

no thanks

urgh I wonder if he'd have a lipstick willy as well?

he would probably hump your leg too

so earnest

In the book he is amazing - haven't seen the film but he looks grim.

Edward or Jacob?

he was okay in the movie. Had moments.

Jacob just looked like an irritating little boy.

He looks like he's about 12. And anaemic. No thanks.

YABU.

I have read the book, but haven't seen the movie and honestly he did nothing for me....

I meant Edward - Jacob is just a bit annoying I find.

I'm really reluctant to watch the film because I think it will ruin my fabulous mental image of Edward

Also - why is it that the girl vampires just look a little pasty but the blokes look like they fell in a heap of chalk dust?

You are not at all unreasonable as long as you join the end of queue and wait your turn

lol Evenstar. I am loving all these Edward Cullen threads.

Tbh I am not fussed which Edward it is, movie or book, in fact both at the same time might do the trick.

I like your thinking Fleur! And none of us are being at all unreasonable