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to hope to get through just one month without seeing pearl lowe fecking face in my paper

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zanz1bar · 24/01/2009 14:19

AAAAaaaargh its like she is stalking me.

I just don't care...I don't care what she does,who she is nothing,nada, go away to somerset and disapear PLEASE!

Ranted about this on sleb twaddle, but she just never stops tarting herself out to any juorno with column inches to fill.

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southeastastra · 24/01/2009 14:21

oh i agree, she's a wreck and her daughter is everywhere too

thomsc · 24/01/2009 14:41

never seen her in my paper... who is she?

zanz1bar · 24/01/2009 14:50

exactly

WHO IS SHE

A washed up ex junkie and wife of some one from a band who hasn't had a hit this century,doing an impersonation of gipsy rose lee mother...it could have been me...sweetheart your talentless daughter has more x factor in her little finger than you.

oh god stop me...i'm off to walk the dog in bog standard wellies, not designer ones.

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CharleeinChains · 24/01/2009 15:03

I feel the same about Cheryl Cole, i have stopped buying Heat magazine as she is on the cover every bloody week.

TheCrackFox · 24/01/2009 15:18

At least Cheryl Cole has done something to deserve to be famous. What has Pearl done? (apart from be a massive coke head and shag Jude Law - allegedly).

dittany · 24/01/2009 15:29

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lottiejenkins · 24/01/2009 15:42

Wasnt she the one who they found out was selling stories about The Primrose Hill Set??? As i said on the sleb thread i dont like her cos she hangs on the coat tails of others ie Sadie Frost etc.....

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southeastastra · 24/01/2009 15:45

she was in powder the britpop band. i can't remember them much

lottiejenkins · 24/01/2009 15:49

Exactly Dittany they are both as bad as each other,,,,, SF is only really known because she married a pop star and a film star!! Oh and has a fashion line...........

sorrento · 24/01/2009 15:51

isn't sadie frost bankrupt and let her child swallow an exastacy pill .... what an inspiration

bangandthedirtisgone · 24/01/2009 15:54

Pearl Lowe admitted to taking coke when she was pregnant.

What a skank.

moosma · 24/01/2009 16:12

Who is she? I've never heard of her.

Why should she 'go away to Somerset'? If she's so bad, what makes you think WE'd want her?

lottiejenkins · 24/01/2009 16:17

I think you may already have her! I know shes moved out of London!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_Lowe#Personal_life

moosma · 24/01/2009 19:00

Oh great. Lucky us. Still don't reeeeeally know who she is though. What's she actually famous for?

TwoIfBySea · 24/01/2009 19:06

Pearl Lowe does seem to try any angle to get herself noticed. Plus she was the one who leaked numerous stories about her celeb friends.

I am so surprised she hasn't shown up on Celeb Big Brother yet, or featured in an article on why she hasn't yet been on it and all about her view on that amongst everything else in the universe.

Some people love the sound of their own voices.

zanz1bar · 24/01/2009 19:25

oh you won't see HER on sleb bb, she ia far to cool and alternative and rock chick for that, she says.

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tengreenbottles · 24/01/2009 20:10

pearl lowe and sadie frost , other than shag the 'right' people what have they actually done?

TwoIfBySea · 24/01/2009 22:20

Oh right zanz1bar, she already gave the interview then? And I missed it? Oh damn.

How will my life be able to continue?

FairyMum · 24/01/2009 22:24

Was thinking the same thing. I am sure she was in the independent the other week about her house in the country and today in the times

TheCrackFox · 24/01/2009 22:31

How many "antique hand dyed" net curtains do you think she actually sold? 12 pairs, tops?

TwoIfBySea · 24/01/2009 22:35

ROFLMAO @ "antique hand dyed" net curtains.

Isn't she too trendy Wendy to do net curtains!

Hehehe.

fluffles · 24/01/2009 22:37

sorry but i have no idea who this person is, you are clearly reading the wrong papers.

sorrento · 24/01/2009 22:40

Is Danny from Supergrass the "right people" though ffs, I got off with Tim Burgess from The Charaltans, fat lot of good that did me although these days I'd have gone back to the hotel and earnt a fortune selling the story, in 1992 I didn't tell anyone cos my dad would have put me over his knee.

StayFrosty · 25/01/2009 00:32

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