so, there is this girl who lives in my town.....................

[glorificus]

............and oh my godess, she thinks she is all that.

she has this little team of friends, and is always with them.

they hang around the cemetary a lot, not quite sure why tho

and the hardware store is always running low on 4x4 bits of wood too.......

I just get so cross with her, and her little friends.

AIBU to wish to do bad things to them, like kidnap etc????

buffy on tonight?

Yes, of course you are! You want them kidnapped and are accusing them of theft. What have they ever done to you?

You're a freakshow yourself, I reckon.

Kids just hang out. That's what they do.

Never mind. Run along and find something else to do.

I know this is an "in" joke and I am too thick to pick up on it

Poo. I wanna watch it now.

Buffy was what sprung o mind here to!

oh pooh, you lot are so boring.

I was hoping for fun.......was I giving away too much too soon

Psycho you loon! How much have you had?

only a bottle loittle

Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. My lovely. How can you ever forgive me? I would not have been so harsh if I had known it was you.

but I did the 'me' posting, with the separate lines and the odd smilie.....

but tis ok, I was still being silly......altho not quite so funny maybe.

Yes, but have you forgiven me???

Oh sweetly fragranced and charming Glorificus, take no notice of them. They look like they've been dressed by blind tibetan monks compared to your stylishly fabulousness.
If you feeling bored just get your minions to kidnap them and play with their innards!

forgiveness is a given

Oh you of much loveliness. I can go to bed now, happy.

oh yay, innards playing is my favourite game.

well, second only to crushing their skulls and extracting their sanity.

my minions bow down to my beauty and hope for my power to enable their dreadful ugliness to radiate some of my poser and so enrich their inner goodness

oh yay, innards playing is my favourite game.

well, second only to crushing their skulls and extracting their sanity.

my minions bow down to my beauty and hope for my power to enable their dreadful ugliness to radiate some of my poser and so enrich their inner goodness

Your minions worship your beautiful feet gracefully clad in Manolo Blahniks.

they should stop worshiping my feet (as obviously beautiful as they are that their eyes cannot divert), and start cleaning the apartment in preparation of our new victims guests.

.......ooooh noooo.......ben is coming thru...........

Hello Ben! I hear you got the sack from your job...

the sack

why, what happened......tell me it is not that beast again?? I try so hard to keep her at bay. she is so strong tho!