to be suspicious of DH's motives when he feeds me curry and wine

[Neeerly3]

since I am 35 weeks pregs!

Thursday night, take out Curry (plus glass of wine)
Friday night, bangers and mash (plus glass of wine)
Saturday night, VERY spicy bacon and pasta (plus glass of wine)
Sunday night, home made VERY hot curry (plus glass of wine)

Monday lunch - left over very hot curry! (no wine, that would be norty).

Me thinks he is trying to get baby moving!

Does he not know that the best way to start labour is rampant sex? Or is he softening you up (so to speak) with the curries so he can say, ooh, curry hasn't worked, now for the sex?'

I am beginning to think he may have thought the wine would lead to the rampant sex! In my current state of Hipponess I would need more than a glass to get me interested!

God, I'd have killed DH if he had done this to me. By that point I was on the verge of seeking professional help for my addiction to Gaviscon after drinking milk and eating bread ffs!

Can I suggest mucogel and not gaviscon! Too much spice would have had me drowing in my own acid during my pregnancies!!

why is wine naughty on Monday but not the rest of the week?!!

monday LUNCHTIME is norty espcially when at work!

Did you drink all the wine?

Tell your hubby 5 weeks early is too early!

er yes I did.......

we had our twins at 11 weeks early, he not used to waiting this long! And patience has never been his forte!