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to want my dentist to make mad passionate love to me in the dentists chair?

26 replies

nametaken · 17/01/2009 20:17

He is so handsome. Just my type, kooky, tall, self-deprecating, about my age .

And I feel so safe when he settles me in the chair, and reassures me. Then the chair goes back and I'm staring up into his eyes.

Tell me to get a grip, I'm a married woman for gods sake.

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stillenacht · 17/01/2009 20:17

Get a grip woman!

pgwithnumber3 · 17/01/2009 20:18
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Dior · 17/01/2009 20:18

Oh, mine is drool-worthy too.

herbietea · 17/01/2009 20:19

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nametaken · 17/01/2009 20:22

herbietea you haven't!!!!!!

It's always been my no 1 fantasy, the dentists chair.

The most exotic I ever got was a milk float!!

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compo · 17/01/2009 20:23

it worked for Rachel in Friends!!

DisenchantedPlusBump · 17/01/2009 20:23

Mines got a big bushy beard and Im always terrified a hair will drop in my mouth whist hes hovering over me!!

mrsmaidamess · 17/01/2009 20:23

I feel like that about my hairdreser. His hands are huge and sooo strong.

edam · 17/01/2009 20:24

Last time I went to the dentist I surprised myself by suddenly thinking 'ooh, you are YUMMY'. Have never had thoughts about a dentist before!

RustyBear · 17/01/2009 20:25

Has he ever checked you for mouth cancer? He will stroke a rubber gloved finger round your tongue in a very interesting way...

unfitmother · 17/01/2009 20:28

YANBU if it's private and you are paying for it.
YABU if you expect it on the NHS.

nametaken · 17/01/2009 20:28

How do you get yourself a mouth cancer check? Tell me the symptoms so I can invent them.

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herbietea · 17/01/2009 20:36

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differentID · 17/01/2009 20:38

he's supposed to be drilling your TEETH not you!

FairLadyRantALot · 17/01/2009 20:42

lol...I used to have a dentist like that...one to swoon over and he was also a very good dentist...

nothing wrong with having fantasies....only acting on them is wrong, if you are a married woman!

twoluvlykids · 17/01/2009 20:44

luckily, it's too expensive to go to dentists with little problems

cupofteaplease · 17/01/2009 21:22

Mmm, yes I feel this way about my dentist too! He's yummy!

Shame I only got to speak to him so much recently because my teeth were in such bad nick

izyboy · 17/01/2009 21:25

Herbie somehow that doesn't surprise me (not about you but liasons between assistants and dentists IN THE CHAIR) there are always lovely young Dental Assistants.

SoWhat · 18/01/2009 00:00

My dentist is lovely too!

scrooged · 18/01/2009 00:02

Time to change your dentist!

BlackEyedDogstar · 18/01/2009 00:07

bloody hell, I fancy my dentist too! Thought I was just oddball.

echt · 18/01/2009 07:38

My. God. My dentist down under (fnarr, fnarr) is just too gorgeous for words.

differentnameforthis · 18/01/2009 08:15

I have worked with a few drool worthy ones myself!

Unfortunately I was always spoken for...

mrsseanbean · 18/01/2009 09:36

My ex was a dentist. He was insatiable. But untimately an idiot who thought he was God's gift.

madrose · 18/01/2009 09:38

reminds me to make an appointment, so i can feel that finger in my mouth!

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