AIBU to want to dip Ben from A1

[Bathsheba]

...into a large tub of marshmallow fluff and then lick it all off...

I know he is about 24, but he is so pretty and *so corruptable" and quite, quite delicious..

Hes eye candy alright ...and I would

Oh I so so so would...

And as a 38 year old, overweight mother of 2 with a very horrid post weight loss and 2 sections body, I think I'd have a chance...!!