There I was, belting out "Welcome to The Jungle" and "Knocking On Heaven's Door" a la Axl Rose in the way that used to make DS fall about laughing, when he fixes me with a tired look, says "No" in exactly the same tone of voice as the "Computer says no...." drudge in "Little Britain", grabs his cheap Cbeebies magazine freebie xylophone, starts bashing it and insists i sing "Row Row Row Your Poxy Boat".
The (Russell Brand style flourish) SWINE!!!!!