To want to actually murder my dog

[LucyEllensmummy]

The snivelling little runt!!!

So, all this week i have had to cajole my DD out of bed ready for nursery. Was working on DPs accounts until late last night and thought, oooh, might actually be able to sleep in tomorrow morning. DP out looking at a job, but no - what happens, as soon as DP leaves at six am - the bastard dog lets himeslf into DDs room and wakes her up - cue DD wanting to get up and play (that means with me). I'm shattered, i honestly feel like i need matchsticks to open my eyes. All that and its fecking cold too - turned the heating on full blast despite stupid gas bills.

So, up even earlier, DD irritable, no bread, no sugar - arrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh, i NEED my tea and toast in the morning. DP not left any money so can't even go and buy bread and sugar.

Yes, thats it - i'm going to kill the dog, cook him up in a stew and serve him up to DP when he gets home.

There is one at the end of my road, although i wouldnt be surprised if it was crossed with an akita, just has that shaped head. But anyway, he is just adorable - but the owners are idiots, he is always getting out of the garden, is clearly untrained and quite mad. Thankfully he is friendly and seems to love children but i am quite sad about him really. I have put him back in the garden many a time, but he is very boisterous and clearly worries other people being out on the loose. He lives with a staff too, but they have a small flat with not much of a garden and never seem to walk him. (i shouldnt judge, im a bit crap about walking bob). If i didn't have DD i would be sorely tempted to ask for him, despite saying i wouldn't ever want to own one. This is the sort of dog owner who drive me round the bend, owning anything of that size with teeth has a certain level or responsibility. Oh and that and the classic i had in the vets once - a woman who would always say to me that she was scared of her DPs rotweiller - i mean, WTF, last i heard she was pregnant - the dog was lovely but totally untrained and difficult to control - i can only hope they found him a new home before the baby came.

lmao LM - we used to have a mother and daughter come into the vets with two pampered yorkshire terriers, hair all long and in little pony tails, i swear to god they were fecking identical to the dogs, i had to leave the room whenever they came in because i couldnt help but smirk.

That and two cantankerous gay guys who had a blood hound called dyson, he was equally cantakerous and actually attacked me and had me on the floor one time (ive still got a dodgy ankle where i sprained it), bastard dog - i was quite happy to assist in his castration!!

Have owned GSD's in the past..two of, at the same time as the rottie bitch i mentioned earlier.
Fantastic dogs..never had a problem with them at all..except the hair..lol, they were both excellent with kids and other dogs, both didn't think much of men though? Which was ok as i was single for the time i owned them, when i moved i couldn't keep them and one went to my dad and one to my sister
The dog, went to my dads and is happy but on his last legs now, my dad has nothing but praise for him, the bitch escaped from my sisters garden, went to our old house, and got hit by a car while crossing the road
I have never forgiven myself for that really.
I wish i had kept them, i had grave misgivings about doling them out, i believe once you own an animal, that you owe them a life with you unless you can't care for them properly.

My rottie is so soft he doesn't care, you could get right in his face and stare at him, all he does is look away, i think its a sign of submission..i don't do it though, i mean, if someone stared at me, or got in my face, or pulled my ears, i would bloody bite them ffs so why should he put up with it ?
When new baby comes, he'll accept his place at the bottom of the pack, i'm sure of that, but i will be making sure the baby doesn't bully him.

PS my DP has no say over my dog either, he listens to him but i'm the one who deals with discipline ect, and i'm the one who only has to glance at the dog when he is on the scrounge, and he slopes off into the kitchen to await the leftovers lol..my DP laughs when i do that.."How can you just give the dog the eye"...

But it works on DP too so i don't know what HE'S laughing at Hmph!

good to keep our men dogs in their place!