to think with 603 hits on my eBay item I should have a highest bid of more than 1p

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All the information is in the item title bar and is very specific

why am I not getting bids on this

It's because they all find it funny/you have your own picture on it/you posted it on here so 603 mn have looked at it.

lol, maybe something to do with the photo.

I didn't realise people would buy a greetings card from ebay!

I'm a bit confused by the picture on the listing as well. I thought (at first glance) that it was the picture on the cards.

Sorry, I must be a bit thick.

I tried to bid, but got outbid!

are you mental?

lol that's not me - I found it in google images.

Someone liked the picture, they asked it was on the card because they wanted it for their own absent husband ....

I offered then a bespoke card using my daughters card making kit - but haven't heard back from them yet.

hope he sees it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just checked Mimia, it's up to 16p in the last 7 minutes

Perhaps you need to offer the cards as part of a bundle, along with the 'arse cut out of his boxer shorts' as well?

lol, I am so tempted to send it to one of his good mates tomorrow and see if he innocently forwards it to him ....

20 months post split the only other stuff I have is a pile of unopened letters, a heap of short wave radio aerials from the roof of the old house and a pair of steel toe cap green wellies size 45

not a very exciting bundle

Could you auction him then?

Oh wait - there's a 'No Livestock' rule on ebay, isn't there? !

I've looked and have no idea what's on offer.

Auction him !
I want to make money, not pay someone to take him away