to be pissed off that someone thinks my house is unfestive this year?

[Lotster]

There is a credit crunch on you know

my house

rofl at Lotster's gaff.

Humph you could have made a bit more effort you know, credit crunch or no credit crunch

Scrooge.

It's a bit...erm..understated, Lotster

Yes, you didnt make much effort did you? Where's the 7ft blowup Homer Simpson in his christmas suit? huh?

How will your neighbours know it's Xmas with so little effort on your part

FFS Lobster its Christmas you could have at least put some decerations up, your poor children..........................

S'all about the kids, Lotster, why so understated?

You should see Ned Flanders' next door, like a friggin grotto it is, so showy...

The kids will get oranges and a lump of coal. nyarr.

Credit crunch or not, i still managed to decorate my car

That actually is your car isn't it?

That is class, VT

This is mine. Look at all the gawpers outside it. How very dare they.

LMAO!!!

VT I heart your car its awesome.

Fimbo I think you need more lights on your house its not bright enough.

Do you really think so? Mmm all decs are reduced at B & Q will go look for more!

Hmph! don't be trumping me Fimbo...

(hurries back to Homebase for the 3 for 2 remains...)

God, you are all such moserly gits, where's your christmas spirit?

(mine's in teh cupboard next to teh Gin)

That can't be your house Lotster - unless you are my next door neighbour!!

Didn't you know? Christmas has been cancelled.

Can it be seen from Space yet Lotster?

If not then you still have work to do my dear!

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