"something smells funny daddy" - "yes it's your fat stinking bum"

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

I know iabu and don't care that much really, but I thought this was so sad.

I'm grumpy as I just had to haul the DC (both ill) out in coats over PJ's as the bottle of calpol I thought was unopened is actually ancient and had crystalised (vom)

It smells LOADS like garlic outside (any N Londoners know why, fire in a garlic factory?) and bless the poor girl. She was probably 8 or 9. He followed it up by quite roughly pushing her into their car.

Sigh.

Onwards and upwardly mobile?

Sod it why did I bump this shiote thread. My brain and fingers didn't engage. Move along .

Told you it was a pile of crap.

Actually, you didn't, mummiesnet. You just yawned etc to make yourself seem bigger than the rest of us.

Anyway, it got to 4 pages, nowt to be ashamed of THERE for the OP.