to get a better sausaging from a collegue than from him indoors?

[witchwithallthetrimmings]

well wwyd?

oh yeah, shop around, a lot of sausages have been withdrawn from the market recently in fact. They were poisonous it turns out.

I concur... nothing this bint prefers to a good sausaging from someone elses!

Depends on the sausage. I have heard him indoors is a bit of a chipolata man!

does he sausage you at pace ?

My colleagues are wondering why I keep randomly bursting into hysterics.

Oh yes a good change from the usual sausage does you good especially if it's those nice big ones you ge

It has to be a sausage with pace!

I prefer someone to sausage the back out of me to be honest, rather than the front, but only if it is at pace and by a colleague. (Ew, actually thinking about real colleagues now and taking that right back).

[can't stop sniggering]

I don't mind the odd sausage but not to keen on this pace business.

i like a good sausaaging at pace.

i like being whalloped al over the shop. it can be by anyone-doesn't have to be a dutchman-belgians are good too

If I'm honest, I' a blackpudding woman myself. Love it. At pace obviously

how is the pace measured? with a metronome?

I know what I will not be eating at dd1's birthday buffet tonight

Is this how you pace a sausage and 1...2...3 ?

roffle roffle

poor baby in my tumy is being jiggled with all my giggling!

a Flemish sausaging can be most satisfying.

at pace could also be pronounced "at pachay" meaning at peace some of which i guess ms bint deserves

ROFL

It depends. Your colleague could have a Cumberland, which is likely to be a bit of a shock.

I do enjoy a good smoked sausage myself

Not so keen on wee willy winkies I tend to steer clear of those I know they say size doesnt matter but the tase is just never as good

As long as it is a good pound of sausage and Motorhead for pace then you can't go wrong

So do we think this will be one of the threads that makes it into the papers for being spectacularly strange