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To completely loathe David Van Dick from I'm a Celebrity !!

54 replies

kristatwin · 01/12/2008 18:05

I can not stand this man, i find him irriating, arrognant, annoying and bloody selfish, i have never disliked anyone so much whilst watching them on telly, he is hateful !!

Get him VOTED of tonight !!

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Majeika · 01/12/2008 18:34

BUT............imagine if David and Nicola werent in it. It would be soooooooo boring!

At last the viewers have it right! If they voted off the interesting bolshy ones immediately then we would be left with Carly zzzzZ, Danni Bore and Silksy........at least now it is worth watching to see how obnoxious DvD really is.........he is soooo vile and Nicola is sooooo awful but they are so watchable!

JOE to win!!!

Hassled · 01/12/2008 18:34

Oh now I like Brian, although I do wish he would occasionally commit to having an argument with someone - all this passive, let's resolve this nicely stuff is starting to grate. Especially when David Von Dick is involved.

pagwatch · 01/12/2008 18:35

the thing that was funny but no one on the show picked up on was her piece to camera where she was bitching that DVD shouldn't be making such a fuss abouthis birthday - no one else was interested it was just a bloody birthday

just a few short days after she had been trying everyone to celebrate the birthday of her silicone sacks

fantastic.
Too thick to be ironic

dittany · 01/12/2008 18:36

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PenelopePitstops · 01/12/2008 18:39

why does david get the bus anyway? i missed that part

bollockbrain · 01/12/2008 18:42

Here, what about Brian getting all emotional over the potato trial thingy! Going on about the british public being upset about them peeling the spuds when there is a recesh on! How does he not know they weren't going to be used to fee the 700 crew on the set?

The man is bonders

TheNewsMongersGeansaiNollag · 01/12/2008 18:42

When Dani left, the bus was offered to george and to Esther, as they were the oldest. I think David is the next oldest in fairness to him!! he put himself forward for the bed, but he was the third oldest, so if he'd just made a token gesture of offering it to the women nobody would have minded.

EXCEPT nicola would have grabbed the bed without blinking. And he knew that.

DoubleBluff · 01/12/2008 18:46

I love DVD he is totally playing up to Nicola abd showing her up for the vain self centred cow that she is.
Brian is a spineless dick.Joe is spot on with his analysis.

noonki · 01/12/2008 18:55

she is worse.

Vote Martina!

2AdventSevenfoldShoes · 01/12/2008 19:01

I don't get him.
(un pc question alert)
is he gay? or just pretending?
he lives in hove actually and has 2 girls. his last claim to fame locally was running a burger van.
a celebrity???

docket · 01/12/2008 19:04

I met DVD a few years ago. He was a tw*t of epic proportion.

ilovejonty · 01/12/2008 19:08

David and Nicola are both as bad as one another.

I like Brian, I think he means well although he's a bit of a drip.

Joe to win!

2AdventSevenfoldShoes · 01/12/2008 19:11

oh boring brian is a prima donna.
could any one see a mark on his arm??

HateHoovering · 01/12/2008 19:17

DVD is a prick but it makes brilliant viewing. What's with his hairline? Does he have plugs?

tiredsville · 01/12/2008 19:23

Brian is so desperate to be liked, it's sickening.
Nicola is quite a spiteful little cow.
Dave, yeah he's horrible but I would be gutted if he got voted off. Great the way he winds everyone up.
Joe, I heart him.

..I like Martina, but feel a little concerned with how she seem to think Nicola is wonderful..(hope she doesn't fancy her)

mumchie · 01/12/2008 20:24

I don't like David but I dislike Nicola more, so I kind of like David for getting on her tits (sorry couldn't resist pun).

Everyone else is rubbish and soooooo dull, apart from Joe who I love!!

SH27 · 01/12/2008 20:31

yep love Joe, love the way he speaks his mind and is usually right anyway!!

Absolutely loathe Nicola - urgh!!! Want her to go so much, she things she's Jordan silly tart!!

daftpunk · 01/12/2008 20:32

oh dvd is excellent! he's nuts...it would be so dull without him.

i wanted timmy mallet to stay, i liked him too.

merryberry · 02/12/2008 08:24

who's out now? haven't watched it yet, recorded for quiet time later

claw3 · 02/12/2008 08:36

Boring brian went out last night, thank god, the spineless wimp, ooops i mean diplomatic peacekeeper!

I dont often watch TV, but i have been watching im a celeb. Why oh why i dont know!

fartmeistergeneral · 02/12/2008 08:44

DVD decided for some reason to reform Bucks Fizz, even though he wasn't in the original one!! Then members of the original Bucks Fizz reformed and there was a bitter court case. I remember watching a TV documentary - think it was called Trouble at the Top - about the whole thing and DVD came across as an arrogant pig. ANYWAY, I think the outcome was that DVD could carry on in the band but it had to be called 'The pseudo Bucks Fizz Show' or something like that.

My point is, why didn't he just reform Dollar ? If Therese didn't want to (showing my age here) then he could have got some other singer to join him. Why poach another group? Bizarre.

claw3 · 02/12/2008 08:49

LOL we must be the same age! I think thats DVD all over, he likes to trifle in everyone elses business and cause trouble.

He likes to stir things up, thats why he was put in the jungle in the first place.

claw3 · 02/12/2008 08:50

ps. You never know he and Timmy might release Biff Baff Boff, now thats something to look forward to. Dont all rush to buy it, i wont hold you back!!

fartmeistergeneral · 02/12/2008 08:55

Ahh, in the glory days before his face turned into blancmange....

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zCKgrYf_wk0&feature=related

ABloke · 02/12/2008 09:17

Oh he is just a big wooden spoon.