I bought a freshly prepared Pizza this afternoon and I have just flung it across the kitchen whilst trying to unwrap it.
It landed face down.
I swept and washed the floor this afternoon so do you think I should just bang it in the oven and blame any debris on the shop or is that just too gross?
I have picked it up leaving behind the layer of topping that is stuck to the floor. If I just bulk it out with extra cheese it won't poison my ds will it?
I really, really can't be arsed cooking up anything else.