To hate trees?

[ShouldaCouldha]

Stupid bloody things always dropping leaves everywhere, and blocking our light!

oh, and absorbing all that nasty CO2 - the bastards

Fuck the lot of them!

You wouldn't believe this one tree I bumped into yesterday, it had its root just coming out of the pavement.

I tripped up and it couldn't have cared less.

You and my neighbour must be related - you must both follow the same scorched earth, pave over everything attitude ...

I know what you mean. There's this one tree right across the road from my house and it just stands there.

It's actually a well known fact that trees are evil. Have you not seen the happening?