to have just had one of *those* fantasies about the man whose coming in an hour to

[pellmell]

lay my bathroom floor?

Firstly may I say I love my dh I really do
(and to dh, if you ever come by this thread when snooping around..yes women have them too!)
but seriously, the man just phoned and ohhh do I feel excited at the prospect of having a muscly man with a big tool belt hanging over my bathroom floor.

So I am approaching forty, dying my hair on an all too regular basis these days and fantasizing over the flirty floor fitter.

Best take my dh in hand asap

Is he there now!!!

Bet the fantasy and the reality don't match up.

My dp is laying someones floor today, and it had better be just the floor .

Tbh it makes me smile how many women are like that for a mucky looking tradesman, is it the bit of rough thing? or the capable thing? Does nothing for me, though I think he is gorgeous scrubbed up.

yes
he's just drunk his coffee and sucked his bourbon biscuit
(had to offer something-no sophisticated nibbles in this house)

Ah, DSIL and I dribbled over a tree surgeon for a massive proportion of yesterday.

sdd
of they don't match up but I am not thinking further than the fantasy at all.

wtwtw
I know what you mean. My dh is very rugged and women tend to drool a bit sometimes and I just think "oh for gods sake"

I've never really had a full on "Oooooh" moment where fantasies are concerned. I quite liked that feeling this a.m

he will be an old fat guy with B.O and his ass crack showing over his trousers!

aww didn't realise he is there already! If he isn't what i said..then we need a new carpet

of course they don't match up

gah I'm missing words out now

OOh- i have those sort of fantasies about plumbers and the sort that aren't even coming to my house.... give's me a bit of exitement to the day being a SAHM!! maybe i'll just blame it on being pregnant and horny though!!

Will add though that the Courier man that normally collects all my ebay sales, and delivers all my online buys is very dishy!!- have had many a fantasy about asking him in for a coffee, then getting down and dirty on the kitchen worktops!!!

oh I knew how gorgeous he was when he came to measure!!!
grey hair and tanned and looks like a shorter version of that swimmer bloke on strictly come dancing!!!

ooh you naughty girl

We were having a very quiet and boring afternoon at work earlier in the week (all female office), when an extremely buff Adonis in his early 20s came in with a delivery, it certainly brightened up our day a little!

Fanjo- that sounds like the sort of workplace i'd want to be in!! dishy delivery men!! yummy!!!- OK- i am blaming the pregnancy on me feeling so horny!!

My dh is a messy, mucky tradesman!! I do like it, but when we first met, he was a bar manager and was very smart, all suited up etc..!!! Now he is completely the opposite!! But at least he doesn't work crap hours anymore

he did a great job!

Ah but did he ask to use your loo though?

No but he was more than welcome.
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